Thursday, May 21, 2009

For those Remaining on Earth

(To be read post-Rapture)

That’s right. Frodo has beamed up all of his loyal believers as well as (perhaps) children and mentally disabled people who haven’t yet reached a point of accountability. There are of course people Remaining on Earth; cursing their own foolish sciencey beliefs and very possibly tearing away at their clothing whilst on bended knee; overwhelmed by sorrow and contrition. Perhaps they are reading this very webpage looking for the tiniest glimmer of hope in order that they may equip themselves in this new, Frodo-forsaken world.

Well ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Looks like we were right after all, eh?

One-two-fuck you. You’re on your own.

9 comments:

Dani' El said...

Psa 107:27 They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wits' end.

Vagon said...

Fuck that I'm gonna get me some pillaging done. Its infantocide, daughter raping and war mongering time!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CodewordConduit said...

@ Vagon - the kids may have been beamed up. Unless what you just said is how the fundyatheist starts every morning (a sort-of mantra, if you will).

Dani - I wasn't drunk.

Dani' El said...

CC: Dani - I wasn't drunk.


We Я Air Farce Juan.

remigius said...

CwC "Unless what you just said is how the fundyatheist starts every morning (a sort-of mantra, if you will)."

No. 'Tis how the Vikingr start thems day. Don't you watch the tellybox?

Vagon said...

@ Vagon - the kids may have been beamed up. Unless what you just said is how the fundyatheist starts every morning (a sort-of mantra, if you will).

Touche.

I think I'll clone some humans, and thereby ensure some babies for killing/eating. Otherwise whats the point?

Dani' El said...

Joh 11:35

Kerri Love said...

I'm not worried, the Bunny shall protect me... at least he says he will, but he is a tricky Bunny at times.

Christine Vyrnon said...

Frodo... please say this isn't a final goodbye message. You will come again, right? We have another chance, right?