tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post3025528534999338323..comments2023-10-29T21:04:29.911+08:00Comments on Frodology: The BeforelifeFrodoSaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15487713167316638307noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-83546140292017649782008-12-01T18:42:00.000+08:002008-12-01T18:42:00.000+08:00gee –interjection Informal. (used to express surp...<B>gee</B> <BR/>–interjection Informal. (used to express surprise, disappointment, enthusiasm, or simple emphasis): Gee, that's great! Gee, I can't remember the book's title. <BR/><BR/>Origin: <BR/>1890–95, Americanism; <I>euphemism for Jesus </I><BR/>--------------------------<BR/>Exo 20:7 Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. <BR/><BR/>Have a nice day. :)Dani' Elhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371944082656315654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-2647370171195354172008-12-01T18:31:00.000+08:002008-12-01T18:31:00.000+08:00The beforelife should be like Johnny Rocket's: nic...<I>The beforelife should be like Johnny Rocket's: nice, kitschy, but nothing to write home about. Life would suck even more if it were any better than that.</I><BR/><BR/>A sort of hollow, nostalgic memory of the real thing, before it had even happened? Perhaps life would be like going to see the Eiffel Tower in Paris after seeing "it" in Vegas in the beforelife, and thinking "gee, it's actually kind of ugly."<BR/><BR/>Again, maybe you wouldn't say "gee." This time because it wouldn't be sarcasm, it would be genuine disappointment.FrodoSaveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15224011199139875343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-34529514535857904422008-12-01T12:16:00.000+08:002008-12-01T12:16:00.000+08:00Still not sold on the idea? Can’t see what benefit...<I>Still not sold on the idea? Can’t see what benefit a beforelife offers?</I><BR/><BR/>Not for me, no. Who cares about my unborn, and unlikely spawn?<BR/><BR/><I>Maybe you’re wondering, “what if my child’s actual life is a huge disappointment compared to his beforelife?” Well maybe you should bone up on your parenting. </I><BR/><BR/>Or maybe you should make the beforelife just a bit less rock-tastic, hunh? Then life would seem a bit better, and the afterlife even better still.<BR/><BR/>You don't start with your best material. And you certainly can't expect better parenting than marginally okay.<BR/><BR/><I>Or you could think of your beforelife like a trailer. At the cinema, don’t trailers make you think “gee, I can’t wait to see that!”?</I><BR/><BR/>Yeah, but 90% of the time, it's thought and expressed in a really mocking tone. Except for that Benjamin Button trailer. . . that looks like it might not suck . . . anymore than Brad Pitt movies generally do.<BR/><BR/><I>Perhaps you wouldn’t say “gee”. That’s understandable. It’s kind of gay.</I><BR/><BR/>It depends on how you say the "gee". If it's loaded with sarcasm, then it always sounds appropriately manly. Even if it's a woman saying it.<BR/><BR/>The beforelife should be like Johnny Rocket's: nice, kitschy, but nothing to write home about. Life would suck even more if it were any better than that.Rachel E. Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02680726406269892054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-31440986545208432202008-11-29T05:53:00.000+08:002008-11-29T05:53:00.000+08:00Atheists are like mules!Amen!!Where in the prophec...<I>Atheists are like mules!</I><BR/>Amen!!<BR/><BR/>Where in the prophecies of the book of Tolkien (a Catholic spawn of Satan) does it foretell the return of Frodo?<BR/>Since you are the one and only Frodologist, isn't your frodo (note the spiteful lower case f)<BR/>a merciless god? Do you believe that all but you have perished without frodo?<BR/><BR/>One would think that Bilbo would have preeminence over frodo. Or is that idolatry in your eyes?<BR/><BR/>Oh, in case you missed the reference- 1 Kings 18:27Dani' Elhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371944082656315654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-54848199089823222722008-11-28T21:58:00.000+08:002008-11-28T21:58:00.000+08:00I'm at a loss as to why all the creeps at Raytract...<I>I'm at a loss as to why all the creeps at Raytractors aren't all Frodologists.</I><BR/><BR/>You should know as well as anyone how difficult it is to garner people to your religion. Atheists are like mules. The bastard offspring of donkeys and horses and ugly as sin. No wait, that wasn't right.<BR/><BR/>Far from turning His face away, Frodo is merely biding His time. He lived thousands of years ago, you know, and despite the fact that He hasn't shown His face since, I am fully prepared to wait patiently until such time as he deigns to return. Perhaps I shall go so far as to predict His second coming, and even rise above the childish temptation to make a sex joke out of the occasion.<BR/><BR/>But I wouldn't count on it.FrodoSaveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15224011199139875343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-40880457241807379642008-11-28T19:05:00.000+08:002008-11-28T19:05:00.000+08:00Why am I laughing so hard?Oh yeah, it's funny beca...Why am I laughing so hard?<BR/><BR/>Oh yeah, it's funny because it's not true.<BR/><BR/>This is great stuff Frodo.<BR/>I'm at a loss as to why all the creeps at Raytractors aren't all Frodologists.<BR/>You should be rolling in tithes and offerings by now.<BR/>What gives?<BR/><BR/>Has Frodo turned his face away and given you over to your sin?<BR/>Or is he napping, on a long trip, caught meditating at the controls?<BR/><BR/>So Dani' El the prophet of YHWH mocked the false prophets of Frodo who cut themselves with lancets and shaved their furry toes till the blood gushed out.<BR/><BR/>And they called on the name of Frodo and when midday was past, they prophesied until the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice. But there was no voice; no one answered, no one paid attention.Dani' Elhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371944082656315654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-88611257100325169852008-11-28T18:00:00.000+08:002008-11-28T18:00:00.000+08:00PS - I just googled "movie trailer voice guy" and ...PS - I just googled "movie trailer voice guy" and it seems he died in September. Had he paid his Frodology dues!? What if we'll never meet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-19622376618013564412008-11-28T17:58:00.000+08:002008-11-28T17:58:00.000+08:00If I pay my dues on time, will "movie trailer voic...If I pay my dues on time, will "movie trailer voice guy" narrate <I>my</I> before-life?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com