tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post6334108091063074373..comments2023-10-29T21:04:29.911+08:00Comments on Frodology: Where do you stand in the scheme of things?FrodoSaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15487713167316638307noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-32067952363836830062009-03-27T12:09:00.000+08:002009-03-27T12:09:00.000+08:00Plus, I like the idea of vanquishing my better jud...<I>Plus, I like the idea of vanquishing my better judgment much more than vanquishing Care Bears and Yetis.</I><BR/><BR/>Really? You do surprise me. I would think that vanquishing a Care Bear would be easier than vanquishing your judgment. Less self-referential as well, and therefore perhaps fewer psychiatric implications. Or more. What the hell do I know.FrodoSaveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15224011199139875343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-66699985438806417412009-03-15T23:56:00.000+08:002009-03-15T23:56:00.000+08:00making the expedition something like murdering a g...<B>making the expedition something like murdering a giant care bear.</B><BR/><BR/>How could anyone raise a hand to Cheer Bear, or anything reminiscent of her?!<BR/><BR/><B>Disembodied perambulation may cause birth defects, nausea, loss of appetite, premature baldness, uncontrollable cravings for deep fried sea krait, and in rare cases sudden death. No refunds.</B><BR/><BR/>Yes, but will it cure my dry, itchy scalp?<BR/><BR/><B>While incarceration – we prefer to call it “staying at holmes” – and/or the sponsorship of a spouse might get you a foot in the door, there really is no substitution for vanquishing your better judgment of your own volition. After all, it’s a matter of faith.</B><BR/><BR/>::nods::<BR/>Plus, I like the idea of vanquishing my better judgment much more than vanquishing Care Bears and Yetis.Rachel E. Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02680726406269892054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-90262376617959433012009-03-08T21:07:00.000+08:002009-03-08T21:07:00.000+08:00To beef up Frodo's coffers, may I suggest some mer...To beef up Frodo's coffers, may I suggest some merchandising possibilities?<BR/><BR/>It seems that for those Underlings trying to become Cretins....a Frodo-sanctioned cookbook<B>"SODIUM-FREE DIET: Live the Life Less Iodised"</B> would really help devoted followers to irrevocably disfigure future offspring.<BR/><BR/>Now, that's an action that speaks louder than a trifling circumcision.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com