tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post836103608721649185..comments2023-10-29T21:04:29.911+08:00Comments on Frodology: Is my child becoming a heathen?FrodoSaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15487713167316638307noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-696359349914792972009-04-28T09:36:00.000+08:002009-04-28T09:36:00.000+08:00Your child needs to see that you are in control, b...<B>Your child needs to see that you are in control, but also that you are a rational person with rational beliefs. The best way to communicate this is to throw the remote control at your child. </B>But then, your remote is broken, and how're you gonna watch LoTR, then?<br /><br />I say, through a hardcover edition of the whole trilogy at the kid. Like Chuck Heston did in that movie he was in--the name escapes me. But he through some stone tablets with ten rules--commandments, if you will, at a bunch of 'tards worshiping a tacky gold statue.<br /><br />It seemed to work.<br /><br /><B>First, try cutting the power cable to the TV with scissors</B>And again, the faithful members in the household are left LoTR-less.<br /><br />I say, just cut off the kid's hair. Not all of it, just enough to make them look stupid to all their friends, heathen and faithful alike. There's nothing like peer pressure to get a wayward teen in line.<br /><br /><B>Replacing the book with The Lord of the Rings when your child is not looking may be subtle and effective. If not, try hollowing out the book and filling it with the remains of a dead pigeon.</B>ROTFLMAO--I dunno, that pigeon looks more drunk than dead, to me. And I notice it's not being humped by an aardvark . . . how odd.<br /><br />:DRachel E. Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02680726406269892054noreply@blogger.com