tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post667454143830467899..comments2023-10-29T21:04:29.911+08:00Comments on Frodology: History Lessons: Ancient Sparta (Part I)FrodoSaveshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15487713167316638307noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-64032190986603329152012-03-23T05:35:46.069+08:002012-03-23T05:35:46.069+08:00Doesn't matter if you believe in the whorizont...Doesn't matter if you believe in the whorizontal, you're still gonna croak and make the flowers grow; then, while your body's eaten by grubsNworms, your indelible soul rises to be judged on what YOU alone have done with your finite existence. Y'better think summore on where you wanna spend eternity. Here's what I did. I was involved in an severe accident at 15 with my sweetheart, 17 (you can read about it on my profile). Nevertheless, I found what few other human mortals on this swiftly, decaying planet have yet to discover: a Way Home, past this violence and materialism that has so engulfed our populace on this journey to our demise; because you’re ignorant on how to rise above the whorizontal and one-outta-one shall croak sometime, somewhere soon, God has set-up this magnificent feature on the Way either Upstairs or downtown: the Warning. Everyone (me, too) living on this planet will see and feel the Warning lasting about 20ish minutes, showing U.S. a gorgeous picture of Heaven, Purgatory, and dagnasty Hell. Remember, God doesn’t condemn; we condemn ourselves by our sinful lifestyles of unbelief. The Warning’s just a wake-up call. Don’t believe me? You will soon. God bless you with discernment: atheism is cool, isn't it, till you croak...-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241446130197185049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-69610092950572629722010-02-15T00:13:39.122+08:002010-02-15T00:13:39.122+08:00confuse http://reggelsen.dk/cs/members/Vacuum-Cle...confuse http://reggelsen.dk/cs/members/Vacuum-Cleaners.aspx http://reggelsen.dk/cs/members/Annuity-Calculator.aspx http://reggelsen.dk/cs/members/Bariatric-Surgery.aspx http://reggelsen.dk/cs/members/Electric-Blankets.aspx http://sftc.communityserver.com/members/Furnace-Filters/default.aspx http://sftc.communityserver.com/members/Vending-Machines/default.aspx http://sftc.communityserver.com/members/Kitchen-Cabinets/default.aspxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-63771168381733728842010-01-19T20:43:34.920+08:002010-01-19T20:43:34.920+08:00[url=http://vioperdosas.net/][img]http://sapresoda...[url=http://vioperdosas.net/][img]http://sapresodas.net/img-add/euro2.jpg[/img][/url]<br />[b]quarkxpress tips, [url=http://vioperdosas.net/]adobe acrobat pro 9[/url]<br />[url=http://vioperdosas.net/]free serial number for adobe photoshop cs3[/url] downloading software free macromedia flash 8 software<br />nero update [url=http://sapresodas.net/]buy android software[/url] 9 Pro Extended Mac<br />[url=http://sapresodas.net/]adobe creative suite 3 and mac[/url] full software downloads<br />[url=http://vioperdosas.net/]software for online stores[/url] adobe acrobat 9 download<br />pro discount software [url=http://sapresodas.net/]cheap software com[/url][/b]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-87048656676419902452009-05-07T09:00:00.000+08:002009-05-07T09:00:00.000+08:00Dear Frodosaves,
I am pleased to announce you hav...Dear Frodosaves,<br /><br />I am pleased to announce you have been honoured with a doctorate in Frodology from Major University. Congratulations on unwittingly (unwillingly?) complete distance education in both the Masters of Bation and Doctorate of Frodology.<br /><br />Yours faithfully,<br /><br />Prof. VagonVagonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05758734418127314111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-91522075101016085842009-05-05T22:51:00.000+08:002009-05-05T22:51:00.000+08:00The lack of an apostrophe threw me.That's one of t...<I>The lack of an apostrophe threw me.</I>That's one of those jokes that's better told aloud...Gedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-51464767310993219832009-05-03T15:57:00.000+08:002009-05-03T15:57:00.000+08:00Orlando Bloom was a lot prettier than the woman pl...Orlando Bloom <I>was</I> a lot prettier than the woman playing Helen.<br /><br />And that Achilles . . . what a delightful bastard . . . whose nephew bore a strong resemblance to Dakota Fanning. You know, back when she was adorable.<br /><br />I wonder if there's anyone who's "No"-genitors--meaning they're not in favor of genitals.<br /><br />I hope in part two you discuss more about how the Spartans thought they were gonna win against those all Persian ninjas, and rhinos. And that huge, scary drag-queen leading them.Rachel E. Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02680726406269892054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-88233032787872147712009-05-02T19:19:00.000+08:002009-05-02T19:19:00.000+08:00Never leave your buddies behind.If that's what I t...<I>Never leave your buddies behind.</I>If that's what I think it is, then I just got it. The lack of an apostrophe threw me.<br /><br />Man I'm slow.FrodoSaveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487713167316638307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-51787438827282792752009-05-02T11:48:00.000+08:002009-05-02T11:48:00.000+08:00EC,
Easy with the word 'house'! What we're dealin...EC,<br /><br />Easy with the word 'house'! What we're dealing with is a prefab bungalow. We don't want to give people the impression that Patriot University thinks it's something it's not, do we?<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Geds,<br /><br />If you'd like to render that into Greek, perhaps with a smiley and a <I>Hu'ah!</I> or two thrown in, I'll be glad to make a mention of it in Part II.FrodoSaveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487713167316638307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-25295230901852134282009-05-02T04:11:00.000+08:002009-05-02T04:11:00.000+08:00I hope that at some point you decide to remind eve...I hope that at some point you decide to remind everyone of the all-important motto of the Spartan army:<br /><br />Never leave your buddies behind.Gedshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15047239425466517786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-7837627871686734132009-05-01T23:57:00.000+08:002009-05-01T23:57:00.000+08:00Don't knock the house in the middle of the desert!...Don't knock the house in the middle of the desert!Eternal Critichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05079232411668840329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-51165364549422662932009-05-01T18:30:00.000+08:002009-05-01T18:30:00.000+08:00The gods were omitted from this lesson as it was i...The gods were omitted from this lesson as it was intended to be puritanically historical in its account, as you can no doubt see. Also I couldn't be bothered.<br /><br />Liberty University would be far too great an honor for the likes of me. I would gladly accept a degree from <A HREF="http://www.patriotuniversity.com/" REL="nofollow">Patriot University</A> however. If it's good enough for Kent Hovind, it's good enough for <I>Arthropoda</I> and the lower orders.<br /><br />Thanks guys ;)FrodoSaveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15487713167316638307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-45024585474385828732009-05-01T17:47:00.000+08:002009-05-01T17:47:00.000+08:00Man I wish all history lessons were presented in t...Man I wish all history lessons were presented in this manner. Simply hilarious :DAshley Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06387622846437403299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-15105242824988000062009-05-01T12:17:00.000+08:002009-05-01T12:17:00.000+08:00Oh, and the name of my second band was, "Splatterb...Oh, and the name of my second band was, "Splatterbole"<br /><br />Don't ask.Dani' Elhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371944082656315654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-72963005660637965052009-05-01T12:15:00.000+08:002009-05-01T12:15:00.000+08:00Lolol!
Dude, this is one of your best.
Very, very...Lolol!<br /><br />Dude, this is one of your best.<br />Very, very funny.<br /><br />If you would only use your talents for goodness, instead of badness.Dani' Elhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08371944082656315654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-14539525703138096292009-05-01T01:18:00.000+08:002009-05-01T01:18:00.000+08:00You should get acredited, FrodoSaves. This is as ...You should get acredited, FrodoSaves. This is as good as a degree from Liberty University.Postmanhttp://deusexeverriculum.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-10042301994469354762009-04-30T23:40:00.000+08:002009-04-30T23:40:00.000+08:00Hmm, that's pretty interesting. But what about the...Hmm, that's pretty interesting. But what about the gods? I mean, since you are operating based on evidenceless-based learning, how can you tell the story of the Trojan Wars and leave out the gods? After all, what's more evidenceless than gods and their activities?UNRRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093711439992855042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4699230795490231936.post-7700555476185080342009-04-30T22:53:00.000+08:002009-04-30T22:53:00.000+08:00"It's not 'beware of Spartans bearing gifts' it sh..."It's not 'beware of Spartans bearing gifts' it should be; 'beware of Trojans, they're gullible fuckers'," - Eddie Izzard [paraphrased]<br /><br /><br />I look forward to Part 2...ExPatMatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08666078524214384329noreply@blogger.com