Unfortunately, Frodo will be going silent for several days. As we all know, when a theist loses his uplink to his deity, he loses his ability to act morally and function in society. Sadly, there's nothing you can do to control it. You'll likely start going mad after a few hours, acting to all appearances exactly like a zombie. A zombie with bad manners. And a penchant for petty crime.
I give you my condolences ahead of time. I just thought you should know.
Apologetically yours,
FrodoSaves
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Where will I get my FROGURT from now!!!!!!11!!!11!!111!111!!1!!!one!!!!oneone!!!!eleven!!!!eleventy!!!
Is this a subtle way of confessing that you've finally seen the light and converted to the Church of Optimus Prime?
Don't worry folks, CwC has come off her Sabbatical and will be keeping a firm hand on things during the absence of the Prophet.
Stay posted for a post!
FBWYA
I...I...I feel it working now! OH FRODO IT'S TERRIBLE!!!
*goes out and robs a convenience store*
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE ETHICS WITHOUT RELIGION.
ALSO IMPOSSIBLE TO TYPE NON-CAPITAL LETTERS. FOR SOME REASON. WILL INVESTIGATE THAT FURTHER. AFTER I EAT SOME BABIES. DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS BABIES.
Actually it makes me want to go and take a long bath.
But wait!
CodewordCondoleaser is going to post?!!
Oy Gevalt I plotzed!!
:D
Frodo I misssss yoooou. Are we not tithing enough???
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