I today swear, on pain of torture to a random Filipino woman, that the fifth thing I do following the invention of a time machine will be precisely as depicted here.
Everyone, steal copies of Bibles where you can and rip out the relevant pages where and when Frodo proves their ridiculous jokes to be bullshit.
Too shortsighted, not imaginative enough.
Rather, produce bibles with the [ir]relevant pages/passages removed per Frodo's delicious awesomeness (Weird. "Awesomeness" is in Firefox's dictionary), and sell them. All proceeds go to me, and I will ensure that Frodo realizes an appropriate coffer increase.
That, my friend, is not just wisdom, it's Samwisdom.
We'll know when you've succeeded as Christian symbols everywhere will all suddenly be replaced by the back of a hand and a cartoonish smack bubble.
Also, excellent idea with the Bible. We can then put the money back into time machine R&D to accomplish the events prophesied in this post, the paradox being that the achievement of said slapping will render the entire exercise redundant.
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Dani,
You've clearly not been paying attention. Frodo came before Jesus and your mythical Adam, which is what makes us the world's oldest religion.
Dude! You have to make more of these--or start your own strip. They're really, really good. The-Far-Side-at-the-height-of-it's-popularity good, and you're not even Gary Larson famous, yet.
Once you get all famous, if you're ever in need of a really consistent and shameless yes-man/entourage, I hope you'll keep me in mind.
Stan: You're a better man than I. Mostly I'd just travel back in time and steal stuff.
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I today swear, on pain of torture to a random Filipino woman, that the fifth thing I do following the invention of a time machine will be precisely as depicted here.
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Stan
Everyone, steal copies of Bibles where you can and rip out the relevant pages where and when Frodo proves their ridiculous jokes to be bullshit.
Everyone, steal copies of Bibles where you can and rip out the relevant pages where and when Frodo proves their ridiculous jokes to be bullshit.
Too shortsighted, not imaginative enough.
Rather, produce bibles with the [ir]relevant pages/passages removed per Frodo's delicious awesomeness (Weird. "Awesomeness" is in Firefox's dictionary), and sell them. All proceeds go to me, and I will ensure that Frodo realizes an appropriate coffer increase.
That, my friend, is not just wisdom, it's Samwisdom.
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Stan
lol, nice.
I wonder if Noah brought over 2 of every cockroach too. That bastard!!
:)
And why didn't the idiots go back to the age of the dinosaurs?
Cause they'd see Adam riding one to church.
Frodo, I think I'm the only one to get it, right?
PS, If your wondering, it's a raining in Sodom, so no preachin today.
And shouldn't it be,
"1000 years BFD."?
Before Frodo died.
Stan,
We'll know when you've succeeded as Christian symbols everywhere will all suddenly be replaced by the back of a hand and a cartoonish smack bubble.
Also, excellent idea with the Bible. We can then put the money back into time machine R&D to accomplish the events prophesied in this post, the paradox being that the achievement of said slapping will render the entire exercise redundant.
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Dani,
You've clearly not been paying attention. Frodo came before Jesus and your mythical Adam, which is what makes us the world's oldest religion.
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Rose,
Nah, they came on board uninvited.
FBWY.
You've clearly not been paying attention. Frodo came before Jesus and your mythical Adam, which is what makes us the world's oldest religion
To be honest/not honest, I knew that. I just wanted to type BFD with a clear conscience.
But maybe you're the one not paying attention, as Frodo did not die, but fled. So maybe it should be BFF.
Dude! You have to make more of these--or start your own strip. They're really, really good. The-Far-Side-at-the-height-of-it's-popularity good, and you're not even Gary Larson famous, yet.
Once you get all famous, if you're ever in need of a really consistent and shameless yes-man/entourage, I hope you'll keep me in mind.
Stan: You're a better man than I. Mostly I'd just travel back in time and steal stuff.
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