Saturday, March 7, 2009

February was a good month

Champagne all around!

February was officially Frodology's best month ever, and with its niggardly supply of days, that's saying something. Perhaps it's our use of words that sound casually racist. In any case, there are no chinks in Frodo's armor. Everything's just spic and span. 

First of all I'd like to thank everyone who orgiastically (but responsibly) participated in Sex Week. Thanks to good sense and proper decorum, no one's about to be excommunicated by the Vatican as a consequence. So, a huge thank you to Christians Scare the Bejesus Out of Me, Yunshui, Filliam, and CodewordConduit for their outstanding contributions. 

Second, I am proud to say that Frodology's 1019 total hits in February accounted for fully one-third of our all time unique visits, and exceeded our previous best by over 300 hits. Them's some stats!

Finally, because it's a cheap laugh, I'd like to share with you my ten favorite search referrals that have brought unsuspecting Googlers to Frodology.

"hairy women dwarves"
"gondor fossil watches serial"
"sexiest panis"
"frodo hairy feet why"
"preteen model naked"
"5 pages satires written in microsoft word about candy"
"marrying dogs"
"real jesus open your own bank"
"women like mysoginy"
"hiv is a cure for homosexuality"

None of this reflects well upon the world.

3 comments:

piggymceatsalot said...

Yay well done Frodo!!

...It was me searching for a preteen marriage partner.

But now I've adopted Frodo as my saviour and my incorrect urges have been corrected. Now I know I wasn't "born this way", I'm just disgusting.

Thank you for fixing me, Frodo!

Vitamin R said...

February was officially Frodology's best month ever, and with its niggardly supply of days, that's saying something. Perhaps it's our use of words that sound casually racist. In any case, there are no chinks in Frodo's armor. Everything's just spic and span.

So wrong, but it feels oh, so right.

"women like mysoginy"
"hiv is a cure for homosexuality"


LMAO--those last two are the best! But how did you find that out?

None of this reflects well upon the world.

No, it doesn't. It only reflects badly on the parts of it with internet access.

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