For those of you saying "but an average increase of 3 daily visitors isn't exponential," um, yes it is. It's an exponent to the tune of 1.024501. Yeah, I calculated that shit. Math saves the day again. Take that, religion!
Even more impressive, our average increase in visitors isn't an increase of average visitors, if you'll take a minute to see what I did there. Clever, I know. How do I know my visitors are quality people? By virtue of the fact that they're here, participating in the denegration of sincerely held beliefs, the disintegration of millennial-old institutions, and their replacement with a comical mockery of the real thing. If that's not time well spent, I don't know what is.
Much of this growth (did I mention it's exponential?) is, I'm certain, attributable to the recruitment of the incomparable CodewordConduit. The entwives were more jubilant than they'd been in years with her arrival, so much so that I locked them all up in a sound proof pen so I could get some sleep. Oh... ffuuu-!
I am sad to report that the entwives have gone missing again. No one saw them leave, but something tells me we won't be seeing them in a while. In other news, we've recently come into an abundance of firewood. It's freshly hewn, and must go fast. Drop me a line.
And lastly, a selection of keyword searches which have brought unsuspsecting interwebbers to Frodology this month:
|"what if frodo had died on mount doom"||Ignoring the blasphemy long enough to answer the question, I daresay there would be no Frodology had that happened, as religions which posthumously worship people for their deaths rather than their good deeds are hard to come by|
|"why doesnt sauron go invisible when he wears the ring"||Luckily this question was asked in the FAQ and answered, after a fashion|
|"words to uy my tacos it is asong"||If it is asong, then I am agog|
|"frodo sam mary pippin go place"||Boy, did they ever! This summer I too plan to go place|
|"who is sexiest aragorn legolas gimli"||Gimli, with his mane of fiery hair|
|"how did the utahraptors become extinct"||Luckily he will have learned that the Mormons did it|
|"i am a post op transsexual"||With a slightly appalling three searches for these exact words|
And people are still searching for Dr. Michael J. Bisconti. Or should I say, Dr. MJB is still searching for himself?
Lastly, I'd just like to ask for some opinions on article length. Do you think the articles are generally of a readable length, or are they too long? Too short? Too awesome? I'd appreciate some feedback.
Bring on April!