Reader favorites

Some people maintain that torture doesn't work, but in some ways, that's just not true. This list of Frodology readers' favorite articles, for example, demonstrates that when those same people are deprived of their finger nails, they'll admit to loving things they've never even read.

Here, then, are the results of Frodology's survey by way of Premature Finger Termination Treatment:

Everyone loves a butchered work of literature, and never is that more true than when the act of desecration happens to improve it. Pictures help too. I give you The Lord of the Rings (abridged):

• The Fellowship of the Ring (abridged)
• The Two Towers (even more abridged)
• The Return of the King (superabridged, then lengthened slightly)

History is fun too, especially when it's not actually history at all and just consists of making fun of people with stupid names, their silly customs, and their gruesome deaths.

• Man - the last 10,000 years
  
• Ancient Sparta! (the exclamation mark means it's fun!)

Are you one of those people looking for a religion that holds your hand and guides you through life's trying times? One that gives you comfort, and whose priests occasionally get handsy? One where heartfelt advice can be exchanged for sexual favors? One that exploits your youth and vulnerability, and treats you like the dirty girl you are? No? Too far?

• Frequently Asked Questions
  
• How to Talk to Atheists

According to the good, trustworthy German folks at Blogcounter.com, this reader favorites page is itself a reader favorite. You can reach this page by clicking this link, or the slightly more popular option of doing nothing at all.

Still not convinced? See what other benefits Frodology can offer (although honestly, if the sexual favors didn't do it, this probably won't make a difference):

• Enroll for your MSc in Anfrodology
• The Beforelife

Chances are you came here primarily to laugh at Mormons, so these will right up your alley:

• In Defense of the Mormons
• Mormons and the Utahraptor

And because reading just plain sucks sometimes:

• Cartoon - "a vicious circle"